We Tried Hot Dogs But We Preferred Cocaine

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I'll Never Stop Pooping

It's funny, because it's TRUE!
Poop on at seibei.com

Don't stand on my dog

"Don’t stand on my dog, or I cut your head off!" Famous quote by Australian cyclist Cadel Evans preventing his dog being stepped on by journalists. Found on 602nds.com

The Quick Brown Dog Jumps Over A Lazy Fox

Yeah, why is it the fox always gets to do the jumping?

GO DOG!

Available at Nepomuk World

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog