Real men don't dance

Shirt belongs to a Bavaria (Dutch beer brand) campaign.

2009 Calendar

A shirt for every day in the year. Make sure not to wash it, or use permanent ink ;-)
Contact Petter Hanberger for a copy.

Jackdaws Love My Big Sphinx of Quartz

Why bother letting lazy foxes jump over things when you can also make Jackdaws Love My Big Sphinx of Quartz? Available at thisisbeyond.co.uk.

It's a Long Story

Hope it's interesting, do like the type. Available at endemicworld.com.

Old Is The New New

Available at turtlehead.ie

No-One Reads Your Stupid Tweets

But I sure as hell hope you're reading ours!

Available at TweetTees mysoti.com shop

It's A Long Way To The Top (if you wanna rock'n roll)

It sure is. Available at Deviant Art.

The game is to be sold, not to be told

Tee design by jess3.com.

Yellow Is The New Pink - Legalize It!

Legalize your colors at monsieursteve.com

Fucking Hipsters

Get envious at vigtees.com

America, bring money

Available at: etsy.com.

Lionel Richie is my friend

Found at the Flickr photostream of Ties Alfrink.

It Is The End Of The World And You Are A Part Of It

Are you?

Check out the big picture at desiredhearts.com

Make the Logo Smaller.

Reminds me of the theme song for Portfolio Night 5: Make the logo bigger, Make the logo as big as you can!

Available at typographyshop.com.

You Funk My Life

Funk it up at lafraise.com

Help

Design by Grizzly Nights

Available at their bigcartel.com shop

Deeper Than Your Average

Design by 10 Deep

Available at karmaloop.com

Shoot From The Hip

Shoot your shots at fortysixtyphoto's bigcartel.com shop

Weird Times

Yes they are, my friend.

Available at urbanoutfitters.com

Figure Eight Fixie

Available at Rumplo.

Save It For Your Diary

Another great shirt (and great picture, click for large) from the good people at suddenlyitsreal.com

Available at Ben & Natalie's etsy.com shop

U Can't Handle The Truth

Latest design by randomobjects.net

Anonymous

Get (un)listed at origin68.com

Kiss me I'm drunk

Poster with Obama & Poetin wearing typotees from Amsterdam Partners for the Dutch Queensday anniversary. They were redrawn for unknown reason. Advertising agency: BeyenMeyer.

Lick my klister

Klister = Ski Wax. Available at the Klister Licker spreadshirt webshop.

No Love In The City

Nor in the suburbs, for that matter.

Available at allcitycreative.bigcartel.com

Spit On It

Fairly self-explanatory, as the designers from 57thirtythree say at their etsy.com shop

Relentlessy Awesome

Get awesome at headlineshirts.net

Big City Life

Design by 1/2mite

Available at allmightys.com

Check it out to see all the details (no skateboarding)!

BRKLYN

Available brooklynindustries.com.

Glyph

Nice interlocking lettering from glyphcue.com

How To Win Friends And Influence People

It might be an easy way, but remember: if you live by the gun...

Available at tanktheory.com

Clouds Everywhere

Available at marthuba.com

The THE

Fresh design by Publik

Available at colette.fr (with selectable music feature YEAH)

You're not dead yet

If uncertain.....some fancy black humor from Type Micah.

This Is The Quiet Life

Live the life at turntablelab.com

Typographic Pandemonium

Design by jeff sheldon

Love the chaos at designbyhumans.com

Love-o-lution

Design by Benjamin20991

Love it at ergotidium.com

Yes

Design by Mark Sarmel, available at his etsy.com shop

Make Smile Happen

Make it happen at palcampaign.com

Typographie

Design by Emil Ruder.

Available at graniph.com

I Need My Shrink

I bet he does!

Spotted in the wild at a party in Amsterdam.

Pure Evil

Unfortunately completely sold out. Some nice stuff though.

Enough is Enough

Found through FFFound, hints on availability are very welcome.

Oedipus, the ORIGINAL Motherfucker

He was.

Unfortunately, not available anywhere... (Please proof me wrong in the comments!)

Buri Nazar Wale Tera Muh Kala

It's a Hindi saying, translated "Back off or smoke in your face", typically found on the back of trucks throughout India. Available at cbaz.com, found on chorbazaarworkshop.blogspot.com.

When in doubt - make tea

Available at mysoti.com. Abviously a variation on the When in doubt, try another hole shirt.

SEX DRUGS AND RAZK 'n' ROLL

Available at razk.com.

Mullet

Available at makeusmiletees.com.

I'm A Beast

Get beasty at zuurkruew.com