Life is short and so is your penis

Wordboner tee (hahahaha)

Nothing is ever what it seems - Read between the lines

Nice wordboner tee, as worn by one of the geezers at Readmill.

People who don't know what they're doing shouldn't stand in the way of people who do

Let's get rid of all incompetent people...Or let's just don't. Cynical type from wordboner.

(FOR)GIVE TO (FOR)GET

Awesome line. Another one by Wordboner.

Inner beauty can't shine through make-up

Not sure sure if this is hitting the purpose of make-up, interesting thought though ;-)
Get it at Wordboner.