You can't get lost if you don't know where you're going

Nice flow! Available at wordboner

Jesus thinks you're a jerk

Tee by Trust Zabo, inspired by a Zappa song.

You're not my type

Choose another font! Think again in case you will date someone. Get yours at headlineshirts.net

Work till your dead

Make sure to do some other stuff too. Not sure about the spelling. Available at Work Clothes.